Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Patricia, Alberta, Canada
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Well, it's St Paddy's day, I'm Irish, so just before I go to the saloon to drink some green beer, I'll tell my favorite Irish joke. I may have told it before, or you might have heard it, but just shut up and read it again.
Terry walks into the pub, and he's mess. His eyes are black, his nose is broken, teeth missing and big lumps all over his head. "My God man", exclaimed the bartender "what the hell happened to you?"
"It was Paddy O'Harrington" said Terry. "He did this to me".
"That little ****?" said the bartender. "He couldna done something like this to a big man like you!" "He must have had something in his hand!"
"He did" said Terry. "It was a baseball bat, and horrible beating he gave me with it!"
"But didn't you have something in your hand Terry?" gasped the bartender.
"That I did!" said Terry.
"Well, what was it"? said the bartender.
Said Terry, "It was Mrs. O'Harrington's breast, and a thing of beauty it is, but useless in a fight!"
668. The neighbour of the beast.