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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-17-2009, 09:03 AM Thread Starter
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Boobs and Willies

BOOBS AND WILLIES

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
Kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three
Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In
her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions'..

'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes
Through three phases also.. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,
Mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but
Reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decorations.'



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And then there was boob jobs and Viagra.

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Not looking forward to that!!!
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And that's when the fight started.
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Bruno thats a good one

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