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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 11:22 AM Thread Starter
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Daddy's Little Girl

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating." her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Long-legs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Long-legs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied; "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long-legs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, that may be OK in Texas , but we're not having any of that gay **** in Oklahoma!" she said.

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Thanks for that one, I needed a laugh.
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Oh I have some friends from Tx that joke is going to right now.

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ha! nice!
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now that is funny. i have to change out oklahoma for texas and texas for california though.

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now that is funny. i have to change out oklahoma for texas and texas for california though.
LOL Amen, brother!
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Good one now i can clean the coffee off the key board i just got all over it laughing

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