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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-25-2009, 07:25 AM Thread Starter
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Little Johnny Joke

So Little Johnny walks into his living room where his grandpa is sitting with a plate of cookies. Little Johnny asks, "Can i have one of those?"His grandpa replies, "Does your dick touch your a**hole?" Little Johnny says, "no." so his grandpa says, "no you can't have none."

Later that day Little Johnny notices his grandpa has a big bowl of ice cream, again he asks, "can i have some ice cream?" his grandpa replies the same, "does your dick touch your a**hole?" and again he gets shot down.

The next day little Johnny has a bowl of ice cream and his grandpa asks, "can i have some ice cream?" Little Johnny asks, "Does your dick touch your a**hole?" His grandpa replies, "yes yes it does!" LIttle johnny says, "good now go f*** yourself!" hahaha


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Haa haa thats good. Start the day with a chuckle!!

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funny lol

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