Little Johnny Joke
So Little Johnny walks into his living room where his grandpa is sitting with a plate of cookies. Little Johnny asks, "Can i have one of those?"His grandpa replies, "Does your dick touch your a**hole?" Little Johnny says, "no." so his grandpa says, "no you can't have none."
Later that day Little Johnny notices his grandpa has a big bowl of ice cream, again he asks, "can i have some ice cream?" his grandpa replies the same, "does your dick touch your a**hole?" and again he gets shot down.
The next day little Johnny has a bowl of ice cream and his grandpa asks, "can i have some ice cream?" Little Johnny asks, "Does your dick touch your a**hole?" His grandpa replies, "yes yes it does!" LIttle johnny says, "good now go f*** yourself!" hahaha
'he never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears'
77 F-150 BB on 38.5's