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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-31-2009, 06:47 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Diares Joke

HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caresses, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My
life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

My Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.


'he never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears'

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funny lol

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good one ,

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I laughed out loud at that one My wife thinks I'm weird

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HAHA!! That's great! I do have one question for all the die hard Harley fans on here; if Harley made an airplane, would you fly on it? ROFL!! I sure wouldn't!!

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yea.............i'm guilty of that!

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