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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-03-2009, 08:36 AM Thread Starter
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Wednesday morning funny....

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I make $39,000 a year, a pretty small salary and you get $1.6 million when we are doing basically the same work?”

The cardiologist paused, smiled, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic .....

“Try doing it with the engine running.”

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David,

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That's a good one, and I can relate to that after having open heart surgery myself (triple bypass). The surgeon who did mine is the Man in my book .
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Thtats pretty good

'he never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears'

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thats a good one lol

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