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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-05-2009, 09:13 AM Thread Starter
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1.. If you are over forty, and you have a
washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough
beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it
grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch
except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just
think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ***
over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to
daddy, snookums!' Jeeez you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ
ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits.
Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking
lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet;
he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as
Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy
Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man
there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four
different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as
well be handing out free *** passes. A real man doesn't have memory space
in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse
you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or
denim, you are a peter puffer.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a
slow-assed driver or to cut the ***** off. The rest of the time he needs
that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because
you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the
verge of being a salami smuggler.

Ideas are just that! Ideas!
Let "NO-ONE" influence your decissions!
Don't try to be someone your not!
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LMAO !! Now thats some Funny **** right there !!
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I got that in am email a couple weeks ago... That's hilarious...


[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] '86 F150... 521 w/ FRPP SCJ Heads, Glide...
Best ET: 1/8---6.17 @ 112 mph N/A @ 1200'
6.34 @ 112 mph N/A @ 5000'
1/4---9.73 @ 136 mph N/A @ 1200'
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thats probably the funniest thing ive seen all week!
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Yea I found that the other day to but it was still funny to read it again

'he never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears'

Larry (SLIM)

77 F-150 BB on 38.5's
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Well im over 40 and have a washboard stomach its just not divided into sections its one big square well round kinda square i guess and i drive with two hands on the wheel sometimes when i'm doing a giant wheel stand and i'm too scared to let go and shift

84 hatch scj headed 472" on 10" tires
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