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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-24-2009, 07:18 AM Thread Starter
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how to get a refund

A
> woman went to the service counter and told the clerk
> she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it
> won't work. The clerk told her that he can't
> give her a refund because she bought it on
> special.
>
> Suddenly,
> the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
> screaming,
>
> 'PINCH
> MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY
> NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY
> NIPPLES!!!!!!'
>
> The
> befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager
> in front of a growing crowd of
> customers.
>
> The
> manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am
> what's wrong?'
>
>
>
>
>
> She
> explains the problem with the toaster, and he also
> tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
> bought it on
> special.
>
> Once
> again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
> screams,
>
>
>
>
> 'PINCH
> MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY
> NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY
> NIPPLES!!!'
>
> which
> begins to draw an even bigger
> crowd!
>
> In
> shock, the store manager
> pleads, 'Ma'am,
> why are you saying that?' !
> ;
>
>
> In
> a huff, the woman says,
>
>
> 'BECAUSE,
> I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED
> !!'
>
> The
> crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly
> refunded!!
>
>
>
>

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Yea good one but it just got me slapped

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Yea good one but it just got me slapped
You didnt did you .......................................Show it to the missies

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I wonder if that will work for me the next time I have to deal with the morons at Walmart or Best Buy
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Try it Dee ,and let us know how it goes

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I wonder if that will work for me the next time I have to deal with the morons at Walmart or Best Buy


we want a video of that Dee LOL j/k


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I am not going to show my wife that because I could see her doing that.

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I am not going to show my wife that because I could see her doing that.
I think that Mike can picture me doing it as well.
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