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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-30-2009, 09:36 AM Thread Starter
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KENTUCKY JELLY......

got an email with a bunch of medical stories and thought the first one appropriate here somehow, and the second, just funny!!!

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KENTUCKY JELLY

I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while
checking up on a man I asked . . ..' So how's your breakfast this
morning?' ' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly.
I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. . . Bob replied. I then asked
to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI



WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK

As a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed
when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up
from my work and sheepishly said 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you ?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard .
"No doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was
an Oscar Meyer Wiener."


Dr. wouldn't submit his name.
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That is some funny chit right there.

let it happen.
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