got an email with a bunch of medical stories and thought the first one appropriate here somehow, and the second, just funny!!!
I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while
checking up on a man I asked . . ..' So how's your breakfast this
morning?' ' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly.
I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. . . Bob replied. I then asked
to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI
WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK
As a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed
when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up
from my work and sheepishly said 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you ?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard .
"No doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was
an Oscar Meyer Wiener."
Dr. wouldn't submit his name.