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Be sure you dial the right number... joke

Last week a guy checked into a motel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. He thought, he would call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. He picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He figured, what the heck, and gave her a call."Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy. Afraid he would would lose his nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in. and said "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. You can tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?" "That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

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LOL. I thought it was gonna be his wife.

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