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Talking The Veterinarian...

One Sunday, in counting the money in the

weekly offering, the Pastor of a small

church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,approached her.

'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate, he stated.

'Why yes, she replied, every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church'

The pastor replied, 'thatís wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?'

The elderly woman answered, '$10,000 a week.'

The pastor was amazed, your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?

'He is a veterinarian, she answered.

'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money', the pastor said.


'Where does he practice?'

The woman answered proudly, in Nevada, he has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas , and one in Reno .















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you never told me you were a Vet!!!and Doug I went to the border today to pay the GST an my new alunimium block that a buddy ran across the border to get for me , and yes they remembered me and yes it took 2 hrs!!!
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Wonder how many BBF guys contributed to that Vet's money That's a good one Doug

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you never told me you were a Vet!!!and Doug I went to the border today to pay the GST an my new alunimium block that a buddy ran across the border to get for me , and yes they remembered me and yes it took 2 hrs!!!
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You must have left a "lasting impression"!!!

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you never told me you were a Vet!!!and Doug I went to the border today to pay the GST an my new alunimium block that a buddy ran across the border to get for me , and yes they remembered me and yes it took 2 hrs!!!
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You must have left a "lasting impression"!!!

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