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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-08-2009, 07:13 AM Thread Starter
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Wednesday morning funny....

Children began to identify the flavors of Lifesavers by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

One day a teacher gave her students all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ***-holes!

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Thanks for the laugh....good way to start the day

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