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The 11th Husband!!!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."


"What ?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband
#1 was a Sales Representative;he kept telling mehow great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in
Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposedto function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband #3 was from
Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband #5 was an
Engineer;he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from
Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband #7 was in
Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a
Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband #9 was a
Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband #10 was a
Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him !!.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".


"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ?


"You're with the
" GOVERNMENT "..
This time
I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

David,

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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Good thing she didn't marry ole Albert C or she would have been walking funny from all of the up your A..

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Good thing she didn't marry ole Albert C or she would have been walking funny from all of the up your A..

That was a nasty thought.

David,

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

1977 F-150 4X4 SWB
Mud/Dirt drags.
460 + ?
4.5 Bore X ?

and who cares,
if your winning your cheating, just ask the
bowtie guys
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