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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-18-2009, 06:30 AM Thread Starter
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your morning laugh

Three
> Ladies in a Sauna
>
> THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
> SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING
> SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
>
> THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
> 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
> UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
>
>
> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
> LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
> EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
> IN MY HAND.'
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,
> SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO
> SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
> AND WENT TO
>
> THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
> HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
>
> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER..
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
> THAT....I'M GETTING
>
> A
> FAX!!
>
>
> When you stop laughing, send this to those who will
> appreciate it.
>
>

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Thats a goodin Dan

'he never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears'

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