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The worlds shortest fairy tale

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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And he got a job at the local lake baiting hooks for customers, after 6 months he became a masterbaiter.
Oh well, a corny joke, but the end of it tells the story.

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And he got a job at the local lake baiting hooks for customers, after 6 months he became a masterbaiter.
Oh well, a corny joke, but the end of it tells the story.
Aint that the truth

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i must be one of the lucky ones
my ol lady does all that with me
well except the money thing and i perfer she dosent fart all the time
but my point is with the right woman life is great
i dont miss the single life at all
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
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i must be one of the lucky ones
my ol lady does all that with me
well except the money thing and i perfer she dosent fart all the time
but my point is with the right woman life is great
i dont miss the single life at all
x2 23 years
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i must be one of the lucky ones
my ol lady does all that with me
well except the money thing and i perfer she dosent fart all the time
but my point is with the right woman life is great
i dont miss the single life at all
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i must be one of the lucky ones
my ol lady does all that with me
well except the money thing and i perfer she dosent fart all the time
but my point is with the right woman life is great
i dont miss the single life at all

x3

but funny joke anyway.

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