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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-29-2009, 06:57 PM Thread Starter
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My wife told me a funny joke goto share it

The meaning of Potentially and realistically........


A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between Potentially and Realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, " Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, then go ask your brother the same question. Come back and tell me what you've learned from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked if she would sleep with Brad Pitt fora million dollars.

Mother replied ," Of course I would, we could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a good university."

The boy went to his sister and asked her if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

She replied," Oh good heavens, I love Brad Pitt and would sleep with him in a heartbeat....are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked him the same question.

He replied, " Of course, do you know how much I can buy with a million bucks?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days then went back to his dad.

His father asked him , " Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, " Yes, potentially you and I are sitting on 3 million dollars, but realistically, we are living with 2 hookers and a future congressman.
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lol...that was funny
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Here's another one - hope you don't mind me piggy backing on your thread...

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending
a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking
for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the
once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the
horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he
picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nith mouf, can I thee her twot?'

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams
him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.


'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a
widdlebit?'

668. The neighbour of the beast.
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there both good ones lol

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! ****!
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All I can say is WOW!!!!!
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Piggyback all you want that was a good one
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good one indeed!!

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That second one is had me in tears!!! I couldn't even finish reading it to the wife!!

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I asked my girl friend if I could see her "twot" and she told me to f--k myself.what the hell.....did I do something wrong?????????????????????????????????????

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