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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-29-2009, 10:29 PM Thread Starter
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Talking tues. eve funny

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE Black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him Looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.' The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch dick, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown. The small guy says: Turner Brown! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around!

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thats hilarious !!

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oh lord, got a good laugh out of that one!

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lmfao again

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