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Chevy jokes

Since there's another thread on "smack talk" I thought it might be ok to post a few of my favorite Chevy jokes. Forgive me if you've already heard them, and for the record, I've got nothing against Chevy's or their owners, but I do love my Ford.

Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. What is printed on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
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Good one mopar i always wondered if someone had come up with something for the letters. Bill
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My favorite sticker I see around here is the one that says"I'd rather push a chevy than drive a Ford". How stupid is that.

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Chevy and toyota are going to merge... going to be called a toy-let :-)

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any one got any on imports

liking my old money pit lol!!!!!!!!
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I like those chevy jokes i believe i speak for all of my Ford guys and girls bow ties are for little boys and girls!!! lol
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My Old Pig Ain't Running----mopar
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Chebys

ALL, I mean ALL my friend have Chevys as I used to. I built theirs fast for Mudracing, But I built mine way faster, just because they think they are comparable. A 460 Ford has way more torque than a 454 Chev too, it's great.
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