It's Kick the Chevy Time !
You have probably heard these before but they are still worth reading more than once.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
"I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every*Vehicle*Recalled Over Lousy
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.