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1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three
years ago,right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to, their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using
it anymore.

The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in
a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a
hostile work environment.
 
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