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5-Minute Management Course


Lesson 1:


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.


The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs

When she opens the door, the re stands Bob , the next-door neighbor..

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he bring the $800 he owes me?'


Moral of the st ory:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
 

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I'd say darn sneaky neighbor, rather than good neighbor. :lol: Just hope she wasn't that gal in the other thread or that ole boy would have be going home to dig his eyes out with a fork. :shock:
 

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I'd pay her $800 not to show it to me :shock: :lol:
 

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56tbird said:
I'd pay her $800 not to show it to me :shock: :lol:

Yeah, well, she's gonna be the trophy girl for the 2009 Bash.







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you may have to loan me some to get there :lol:
 

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dammmmmmmmn :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
 

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Well ,she's not playin the game right Nick :shock: :lol: If she comes to door naked ,I'll probably shyt my pants :shock: :lol:
 

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I must've been in lala land last night...I didn't catch what you were talking about...I guess I had a blonde moment..LMAO :roll: :wink: :lol:
 

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SO ,why don't you just say what's on your mind there Caprice :shock:
 

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stangr8cr said:
Then tweety could really say" I did I did see a putty tat!!!" :lol:


Keith

Now that's funny. :lol:
 

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good one baby bear :shock: :lol: :lol: 8)
 
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