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I remember this from Junior High School; Do any of you?
This is creepy... :shock:


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Excellent history lesson for our young, intriguing.

History mystery

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 

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UUUUUH...... NO...... :?



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.... hey ThndrChkn, you sure you didn't mean to say "IN" Marilyn Monroe :lol:
 

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:



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Like I said theirs religion in their some where..... OH GOD, OOOOOH GOD !!!! :lol:
 

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dfree383 said:
I smell some religious undertone here.......... :lol:

I thought it sounded more political. :D :lol:
 
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Ohhhh, Now you did it, Both Religous and Political in the Same thread...... Everybody is going to be pissed !!! :roll: :lol:

All this one needs is a Chrysler or a GM guy psoting bad remarks about a 460 !!! :lol:
 

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i'm offended and I didn't even read it. Oh wait a minute, I forgot that I can click the back button and not read it. Whew, that was close.
 

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>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Booth was killed in a gun battle in a tobacco shed.

>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Kennedy died 11/22/1963. Monroe died 8/5/1962. More than a week.

Think the rest of it is OK.
 
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