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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow�it will be a better night.
 

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Shepards DSM aint no typical DSM!
 

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I modified it a little to taylor it a little better to this forum :D

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
He pulls to the stop bar with a lump in his throat,
as he hears the sounds of that 460 lope,
As the light goes green and he pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in a cloud of white tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
As he calls out the names of his four VTEC pistons,
He races ahead forgetting what was in the other lane,
until he see headlights of the fast approaching stang,
Grabbing second gear, he lets the RPM's fly,
as he now know his lead will soon go bye-bye,
He now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And his stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like he can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
 
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