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A REMINDER FOR THE VAIN AMONG US



A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"



God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.


Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 some years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"






God replied,

"Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."




Doug... 8)
 

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