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Doug... 8)


A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of

golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it)

blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging

pockets.



Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'Its golf

balls'.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long

time, deeply thinking about what he had said.



After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any

longer, she asked;



'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?
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Ask Judge Smales. :lol: :lol: Couldn't resist a little "Caddyshack" humor.
 

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Career change

Career change :shock:

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice
insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands
would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and
become a mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes, attended
diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the
gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and
completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results
came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying “I
don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an
outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been
an error which needed adjusting.”

The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the
engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the
total mark. You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” The instructor went on to say,” I gave you an extra
50% because you did all of it through the muffler

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