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The Broken Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf always
something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping
away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right, and the other is the husband.

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