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Since there's another thread on "smack talk" I thought it might be ok to post a few of my favorite Chevy jokes. Forgive me if you've already heard them, and for the record, I've got nothing against Chevy's or their owners, but I do love my Ford. :)

Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. What is printed on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
 

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BMW: Basic Marin Wheels [a play on Marin County for you guys not familar with N. Calif] MOPAR: My 'Ol Pig Ain't Runnin or Move Over People Are Racing
 

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Chebys

ALL, I mean ALL my friend have Chevys as I used to. I built theirs fast for Mudracing, But I built mine way faster, just because they think they are comparable. A 460 Ford has way more torque than a 454 Chev too, it's great.:cool:
 

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Costantly
having
every
vehicle
recalled
over
lousy
engineering
techniques
:D ROFLMFAO!!! :D ---^

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H eads
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T ires
A $$hole

-Wes :D
 

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A page from Dale Earnhardts diary was discovered today it said that he had recieved a letter from nascar telling him he was to never drive a Ford because they didnt want him winning all the time.:p:D
 

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Heres a couple from Australia about GMs division down here (GM-Holden):

Heaps
Of
Loud
Disgusting
Engine
Noises

Holes
Oil
Leaks
Dents
Engine
Noises

Get
Mechanic
Hurry

"Just holden' together."

"ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it werent for holdens, our tools would rust."

"This is Ford country, where on a quiet day you can hear the Holdens rusting."
 
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