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This is pretty funny.....

Doug... 8)

A young boy had just gotten his
Driver's Permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of
the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring
your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little,
get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."The boy thought about
that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed
on it.After about six weeks, his father said, "Son, I've been real
proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have
been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get
your hair cut."The young man paused a moment, then said, "You know,
Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of
the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair,
Moses had long hair, and there's even a strong argument that Jesus
had long hair.To this, his father replied, "Did you also notice that
they all walked everywhere they went?"

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I doubt many (if any) of the folks on this forum listen to them other than me, but The Silver Jews have that joke in a song but they make it rhyme. Ah yes, here it is (Googled it up):

From "The Frontier Index" by the Silver Jews

Boy wants a car from his Dad
Dad says, first you gotta cut that hair
Boy says, hey Dad Jesus had long hair
and Dad says
that's right son but Jesus walked everywhere
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