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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
8. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
9. I must be going home now, as I have to race in the morning.
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What about saying "Antidisestablishmentarianism" :shock: ? It's hard enough to say while sober, just imagine how garbled it will sound after beer-o'clock. :lol:
 

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You got it Frank I though we all could relate to this in some form or another. :lol:
 

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I don't know how other tracks are BUT at our track ,as it's a club run track ,run by a bunch of guy's and girls that all that's in the heart is Drag racing, all voluntears and there are some saturday nite bench raceing parties that are still going when the sun comes up !! It's not uncommon for half of Super Pro not to make the first round of qualifiying because (they spent to much time at the happy pit )their sleeping or on an oxygen bottle trying to blow the cobwebs out . And dawm I'm the Tech director - my turn on the mask ! We have fun !!!
Frank
 

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I try to stay away from the Canadians at the track.When your drink'n Rum spelled with an (H),you know your go'n to get sh....faced. :D
 

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