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> people have problems that you haven't even considered
> yet!
> An
> 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
> count as part of his physical
> exam. The
> doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home
> and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
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> The
> next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
> office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as
> on the previous day.
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> The
> doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well,
> doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand,
> but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
> still nothing.
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> 'Then
> I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
> hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
> mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
> still nothing.
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> 'We
> even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
> first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
> tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
> nothing.'
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> The
> doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
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> The
> old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar
> open.'
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My mom sent it to me:D:DShe's 76:cool:
 
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