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Who said what.....
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775."
The teacher said. "Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'"
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F*ck the Indians."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up: "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared around and asked "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrasekhar answers,"'George H.W. Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells,"'Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're screwed!"
And Handrasekhar said quietly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."




how true this is but still funny

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Oh no, :lol:
 

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gotta get this in before it's locked:

how true :(

but very funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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It may get locked, but that's ok, it just feels good to be back on the site. 8)
 

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Coug dog gonnit the boards only been back up for a few hours and you start putting up political stuff like this. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Schmitty I didn't think it was Political I had a good Laugh and though it was funny so I wanted to share it with my friends...

I sure as hell missed this place while it was down :cry:

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I was just funnin ya there Coug. I LMAO when I read it. :lol:
 

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Coug that was great man I needed that :!: :lol: Cause I just got laid off for work Monday for about three months.So I should have time to work on the car alittle bit.Maybe able to buy a new set of heads or a good set of used TFS heads.
 

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lonewolf1970 said:
Coug that was great man I needed that :!: :lol: Cause I just got laid off for work Monday for about three months.So I should have time to work on the car alittle bit.Maybe able to buy a new set of heads or a good set of used TFS heads.
Chuck,

Let's go over this plan again. You buy Damon's heads, and they'll bolt right on. Then he buys new P-51 heads. :D
 
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