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A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.


'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'


The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly
fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.

''Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.


Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?


Again the doctor spoke very calmly, 'Same illness, better health plan.'



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Is that part of congress' health plan that O'Bama said we'll be able to buy into? :lol:
 

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I'm quitting work because I'm gonna get everything for free now... including this awesome insurance plan. :wink: More time for hunting and fishing 8)
 
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