"Hi, my name is"
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said,
"Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It
represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I
chose "Carmen." What's your name?"
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."