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When 4 of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that 3 of them were about to give birth and 2 others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustation, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of pieces all over the kitchecn floor. He went to get the broom and found mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the door bell rang, and irritated Sant marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little ange with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautifull tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
 

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we always used a star growing up, but my wife uses an angel. I will relay the message :lol:
 
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