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Subject: Wal-Mart Door Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all t he way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'No they ain't twins. The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins?

Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't
imagine someone making love to you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: That's awesome.... :lol: :lol: :lol:




Doug... 8)
 

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I thought it was pretty humorous, so I decided to share it with the congregation here :wink: :lol:
 

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My wife thought that was hilarious! We've all been around people like that....Wal-Mart or otherwise...
 

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I've met a few who resemble that remark. :lol:
 
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