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A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer > negligee>>>> for>>>> his wife. He is shown several>>>>> possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the> more>>>> sheer,>>>> the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for>>>>> the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He> presents it>>>> to>>>> his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it>>>>> on, and model it for him.>>>>>>>>> Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea.> It's so>>>> sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on,>>>> but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep> the $500>>>> refund for myself.'>>>>>>>>> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.>>>>>>>>> The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd> at least>>>> iron it!'>>>>>>>>> He never heard the shot.!!!!!>>>>>>>>> Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.>
 

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Oh no.:eek::D
 

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:eek::eek::D YIKES....!:D




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