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:lol: :lol: ----- >> This Year's First Christmas Joke
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>> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at
>> the pearly gates.
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>> "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each
>> possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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>> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
>> lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
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>> "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
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>> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
>> keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
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>> Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
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>> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
>> and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
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>> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
>> just what do those symbolize?"
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>> The man replied, "These are Carols."
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>> And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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:lol: :lol: :lol: That's awesome... :lol: :lol: :lol:




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I used to know a girl named Carol, always wondered what happened to her panties....... :lol:
 
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