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Guys, copy this and put it away for reference... :lol: :wink:


Doug... 8)

NINE WORDS WOMEN LOVE TO USE...





1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.





2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.





3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This actually means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.





4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!





5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)





6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.





7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').





8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!





9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
 

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Doug ,if i could've read this many years ago ,maybe I'd have understood well enough to keep a woman around :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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But look at how much more fun your having !!!
 

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you forgot a word.......

10) You Right!!-- when a woman says these two words she is waiting on the opportunity to throw it in your face LATER!!....lol
 

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Women talk??????????????????

All I ever hear is "blah blah blah"

If you consider that talk, well then ok! LOL
 

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dfree383 said:
But look at how much more fun your having !!!
I know how much fun I'd miss if I was married :lol: :lol: I've been single for 16 years.... :wink:
 

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I bet if you put these in a pocket translator and sold it, you'd have all the money you'd ever need for bbf projects.

I'll take a signed 1st edition hardcover please
 
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