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Michael Jackson will have to do:: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Q. What do Michael Jackson ans Santa Clause have in common.

A. They both like to empty their sacks while little kids are sleeping.



I plege alligance to the flag, that Michael Jackson is a fag. He used to play with little toys, now he plays with little boys!!!!



Q. What do Michael Jackson and an X-Box have in commom with little boys?

A. Little boys turn them on.



what does Micheal Jackson and a monkey have in common?

they both get hyper when they see kids around



How do you know Michael Jackson has a date?

There's a tricycle in his drive way!!!




Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?

A. He knows how they feel.


What's brown and often found in a diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.



What Does Michael Jackson have in common with McDonalds?

They Stick old meat into seven year old buns.
 

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Remember when Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley had a baby?

Well after the baby was born, they went to the doctor for a post-natal checkup. Mother and baby were both fine, so Michael asked the doctor how much longer they should wait before having sex. The doctor said, "For heaven's sake, Michael.....at least wait until he can walk!!". :lol:
 

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why does michael jackson like twenty-four year olds?


>> because there are twenty of them
 
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