A well seasoned army captain arrives at the old fort to assume command. After getting the scoop on the fort he decides to ride out and met the old indian chief. Upon arriving at the reservation and riding up to the old chief he is greeted with a single digit salute first verticaly and than horizionaly by the old cheif. The captain says to the chief "Chief, I know what the upward finger means, but what does the sideways finger mean?". To which the old chief replies " Em- Don't like your horse either".