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A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, we really have a wonderful system at the fire department;

BELL 1- we put on our coats.
BELL 2- rings and we all slid down the pole.
BELL 3- rings and we are on the truck.

From now on we are going to run this house the same way.
When i say;

BELL 1- you strip naked.
BELL 2- you jump in bed.
BELL 3- we are going to make love all night.

The next night when he came home from work he yelled;

BELL 1- she took off her cloths.
BELL 2- she jumped in bed .
BELL 3- they began to make love.

After a few minutes she yelled BELL 4!

He said,
What the hell is BELL 4?

MORE HOSE she responded.

YOU AIN' T NO WHERE NEAR THE FIRE !!!!!!":eek:
 

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