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This is more of a true story than a joke!! I think.

BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
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>>A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
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>>He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
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>>"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
>>housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
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>>The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
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>>The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
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>>"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
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>>The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese"
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>>The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
>>shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
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>>That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am
>>not American!"
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>>He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
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>>She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
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>>Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
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>>The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."
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Doug... 8)
 

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YOUR KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE TRUTH THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I live here that's so close I it's scary. 72 differnt dialects in ONE apartment building!!!!!!!!! 12 differnt languages on the light rail. **** this is the Midwest, what the hell is it like on the coast's. ONE WORD ( ISSIMILATE ) please!!!!!! Oh and the cab drivers --you can drive us HOME if we have beeen drinking even if it is aginst your religon--WERE PAYING YOU! Sorry about the rant but the nerve was HIT!
 
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