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It's been awile since I posted a funny, so I'll have to catch up... :D


Doug... 8)

> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced
> up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane
> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would
> have it, she took the seat right beside his.
>
> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or
> pleasure?'
>
> She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual
> Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.'
>
> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
> sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
>
> 'What's your business role at this convention?'
>
> 'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have learned from my
> personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
>
> 'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are there?'
>
> 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American
> men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
> American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
>
>
> Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually
> it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
>
> I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is
> the
> Southern Redneck'
>
> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
> 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
> you.
> I don't even know your name.'
>
> 'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba
 

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