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My buddy sent this to me today, pretty funny!!

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks
are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest

tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

(you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , North and South Carolina, West Virginia and Washington DC .
 

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That sounds like Charlie's problem at breakfast last week. He met me at our local breakfast parlor wearing a pair of "short shorts" ('60's era). I suppose he's after that nice, young, attractive waitress from a previous visit. After sitting at the counter through breakfast he suddenly says "what this water on the floor" (between his legs on the floor)? I accused him of pissing his pants and he got mad and left me sitting there all alone with the waitresses! On another thought, he may have been experimenting with Cialias, and his 36 hour activation time may have ended up on the floor!

Sorry Charlie, I know I mentioned to you after you jumped my *** about the dyno sheets interfering with the conversation last time we visited the breakfast parlor, I would not mention it on the site again, and I haven't. When I read the original post, it dawned on me what you must have experienced. Why would you have left so suddenly when questioned about your mishap?

Next time you experiment with ED solutions, please wait after breakfast!

Best regards,
Dave.
 

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I am from Alabama and I guess that I should be upset about your commemts after all folks from every other state love to take turns making fun of us. But somehow we always survive. I could make some snide comments about people from SC but I am not made that way. Have your laugh and leave us alone because we are not as dumb and our necks are not as red as you think. Now lets get back to talking BBFs.
 

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Hey BFT I am not offended at all but it just gets old hearing people make fun of the people of the state of Alabama all the time because we are from the deep south and talk with a drawl and "yes" there are some sho nuff red necks down here just like there are in South Carolina. Now if I can just figure out why my new engine has developed a miss all will be well.
 
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