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The Maid asked for a raise.

The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Lady of the house: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Lady of the house: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I am?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Lady of the house: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Lady of the house (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did." :shock:

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE
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