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A successful rancher died and left everything to
his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the
ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she
placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no
one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For
weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was
doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up y our heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
Saturday night. He returned around 2:30am, and upon
entering the room, he found the rancher's widow
sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
for him.


She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
ever so slowly.

Now take off my socks." He removed each gently
and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
floor.

Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Doug... 8)
 

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You got me on that one, I thought it was going to be a sex joke. Too funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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BOO!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:





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Hey now. Watch it!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Those types I'll not put up with!!!

Doug... 8)
 
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