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A 70-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 41-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have
an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 70-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."


The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
 

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:lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:


Good one!!




Doug... 8)
 

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It takes alot time, alot enrgy and lots cash to get fat, bald and oh ya WISE!! As my 20 yr old big mouth down the street found out when 60 yr. old kicked the **** out of him! Funny as hell!!
 

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Just a joke guys

No males in my family have lived past 54 years old.I hope in 6 years to pass that.Live long and play hard!!!
Take Care
 

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My dad says, "growing old is a privilege, and allot better than the alternative. :)
 

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Re: Just a joke guys

Ourmerc said:
No males in my family have lived past 54 years old.I hope in 6 years to pass that.Live long and play hard!!!
Take Care
Shoot Bob..anyone that knows you..Knows that your to Damn Onery to die Bud!!! LOL.. Only the good die young!!

Your Bud ,

Russ :twisted:
 
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