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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect
> backwoods camping and fishing trip.
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> Two days before the group is to leave Stretch's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
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>Stretch's friends are very upset that he can't go,but what can they do.
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> Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Stretch sitting there with a tent set
> up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.
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> "Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
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> "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up
behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
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> I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
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> She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
> The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!
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> She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want."
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> Here I am.
 
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