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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
> faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
> over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
> walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
> One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
> off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing
> rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was
> lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with
> a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
> After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The
> next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
> normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned
> the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
> starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no
> panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
> card Stuck to her *** that said.....
> 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.
 

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