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WELFARE~

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage,will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,'You're bullshittin' me!'

The social worker said, 'Yeah, but . . You started it.
 

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If you wouldn't leave your current job for that, then I'd say I'd gladly have your job even though I don't know what it is. Heck, I'd gladly be your henchman if it's that good.
 

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Thats a funny one. I printed out that joke so I would remember it.

Rick!, Ever get the hardtop put on the falcon?
 

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Rick!, Ever get the hardtop put on the falcon?
Not yet, the body is next, just got the front and rear suspension done with all the new parts, and it's back on it's wheels. Still piecing the new motor together, hopefully will be ordering the A-460 heads from Lem in a few weeks and then having Charlie work his magic on them.:D But, every time I get all my pennies in one pile, my wife comes along and scatters them all over,:rolleyes: then I have to start all over again.:mad:
 

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Rick I really think your ride is F ing sweet. You do really great work also! Wsh you were on the other coast so i could get a better look at the car.
 
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